Dec
"When Keeping it Real Goes Wrong"
"You sure you can get the stuff through?"
"Yeah it's cool.... I have my ways.. You know me Sheed, I keep it real"
*Later*
"Oh crap"
"Please remove any metallic items you might be carrying"
"Uh... Uh.... What metallic items?"
"Sir, is that tinfoil in your pocket?"
"No fool! It's the weed.... I mean no!!"
"What I meant to say was uh... I'm not carrying weed officer.. I mean tinfoil! I'm not carrying tinfoil!!!"
"I'm gonna need you to come with me"
