It's that time of the year again. You're working over time, boss on your back and kids whining back home. And the girlfriend/wife/mistress has demands of her own! It never ends.. But before you give up on watching the NBA this holiday season, have no fear! You're going to be able to see the Rockets play the Cavaliers for the 4,897th time on ESPN after all!!!
That's right no worries! For the first time ever, 2007's best presents will be showcased. I've done the searching, so you don't have to. These boardgames are the cream of the crop, and they're fun for the whole family! Remember, the NBA Cares... And so does OneAnswer.
Everybody loves Kandy Land! The game of busts is finally here. They say the journey to underachievement starts in childhood.. You don't want to stunt your kid's growth do you? Don't delay! Your child will learn vital lessons including: scoring on a contract year, signing a contract 10 million dollars short, firing your agent and much, much more! Winner is the first one to inevitably gain 400 pounds and be unable to 'jump' for rebounds.
*No skill or previous experience necessary!
Zydrunas Ilgauskas hasen't slept in over twelve years... Will the man ever get any sleep? Will the black shadows under his eyes finally disappear? You decide! That's right Zydrunas is giving you the opportunity to decide his fate! Will you allow him to get some rest? Or will you fall asleep yourself watching the Cavs? Only one way to find out!
*Dr. Gooden Warning: Mysterious Hairpatch might result from use of this product
Grant needs to make the playoffs!! But can you fix him in time? Fun for boys and girls. It's the newly updated 2007 edition of Operation! Will you rush away to give the Pistons that last ounce of playoff revenue?! Or will you conceal important documents and send him off to the Magic? No matter what you choose... Don't forget to draft Darko!
*Grant Hill included... Some Assembly Required.
You've been given free reign of the Knicks. Next stop the world... It's the game of Risk! With your right hand man Lieutenant Marbury at the helm, you're capable of everything and anything. It is your duty to laugh in the face of sexual harassment, sign Jerome James and generally waste as much money as possible. Everything you touch must reach foreclosure in order to win. The CBA, the Knicks, David Lee...
*All white board pieces removed
There's been a murder! The victim: a bike, was found laying dissembled in the exercise room by the Spurs old playbook and Shawn Bradley. Only the playbook could be reached for comment. The exercise bike had previously been seen in a dispute over the MVP trophy with Mr. Nowitzki, who was said to have appeared furious to onlookers. After a slight scuffle (ending with the bike winning), Mr. Nowitzki ran off and no charges were filed. But what truly took place that night? Who dissembled the exercise bike? Find out in the new game of Clue!
*1st round loss not included
That's it for now! Stay tuned later this week, for my thorough overview of Monopoly. Till next time, I'm OneAnswer!
"Walker and Friends"
-Season 3-
"Episode 13: Judge Walker"
"Your honor, this man broke the terms of my contract"
"Do you have any proof of this?"
"Yes I do your honor! Right here in Section 3B, it reads 'you are not allowed to steal Dirk's manhood' in bold print! Mr. Nelson here clearly did!" 
"It's true I did"
"There! Right from his own mouth your honor"
"I'm sorry I wasen't paying attention... What was it you said Mr. Nelson?"
"What? I didn't say anything"
"Stop your lying Nelson!!! No matter, I brought a witness... Dirk!"
"Is what this man saying true, Mr. Nowitzki?"
"Yes... It's true... I was violated..."
"I brought this photograph as proof of the theft"
"Nelson should have to pay for emotional damage sustained by Dirk! Your honor, my witness can no longer even yell at Terry.. He laughs at him! As do I..... The point is Nelson owes me!"
"Objection your honor! I brought my own witness"
"Oh goody!!! Bring him out"
"In 2006, I just wanted to greet Dirk, but he kicked me! He kicked me right in the pedal!!"
"Objection! The bike had no place in that hall!!"
"Objection overruled Mr. Cuban"
"I don't see a problem with what the Warriors did... I do it all the time"
"My head hurts... I'm calling for recess. If you need me I'll be outside shooting 3s"
"There's no baskets here Judge Walker"
"Who said anything about baskets?"
"Walker and Friends"
-Season 2 Finale-
"Episode 12: King of the Jack"
"Damp, a little to the right!!!!!!"
"What the hell was that?! Croshere could have made that!!! Croshere! Damp, get your ass to the bench right now!!"
"Sorry coach, I'm a little stressed out.. I'm in this contest and -"
"Contest???!!! Contest!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
"I don't want to look at you right now! Contest!!! Mark's gonna hear about this! Get your ass to the locker room"
"I gotta relieve the stress... I suppose just this one time Shaq won't find out"
"Just this one time"
"Looks like you're out"
"Shaq?! What are you doing here!!! Oh god! Why does it burn!!!!"
"Oh that, you may want to check what's in that lotion bottle"
"I call it Icy Hot"
"I got a patch too for what's left of it Erica"
"You bastard!!"
"Oh you crying Erica?? Because.. I..."
"Won The Contest!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
"I am Master of my Domain"
"And so ends Season 2 of Walker of Friends with the King of the Jack revealed to be Shaq"
"Walker and Friends"
-Season 2-
"Episode 11: Master of Your Domain"
"Nice job out there Joey"
"That's it Cassell, I've had it with your crap. You're out of here!!!"
"That's bullsh*t! You can't throw me out Joey. I didn't do anything!!!"
"Do something! He can't just toss me! We're gonna miss the playoffs if I go out!"
"Okay you know what? That's fine. This one's for you Joey"
"Sam, what the hell are you doing?!!!!"
"I'm out"
*Over in Miami*
"Walker!!!!"
"You've shot your last 3! If I see you practicing that shot one more time I'm sending you home for good!"
"But what will I do with my free time coach?"
"I don't care! Just find something constructive to do! Now get out of my sight!"
"Yes coach"
"Walker for threeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
"Ah!!!! Damn it Walker!! It's all over the walls!!!!"
"I'm out"
"And so there were two! Who will win The Contest? Find out on the season 2 finale of Walker and Friends!"
"Walker and Friends"
-Season 2-
"Episode 10: The Contest"
"I was alone..."
"She caught you"
"Yes... I was not master of my domain"
"We should have a contest"
"I'm in"
"You'll be out before we leave the coffee shop Griffin"
"Okay so it's set, who's in?"
"IN!"
"Hey!!! What about me guys"
"I don't know if you can join Erica, it's different for you"
"Will you stop with that Erica stuff, come on let me in"
"Fine, stop your crying Erica. We'll see if you can be queen of the castle"
"Okay so it's the five of us! Everyone go $100 in"
"Erica should have to go $150 in"
"Damn it Shaq!"
"I'm out"
"And so there were four. Who will win The Contest? Find out on the next episode of Walker and Friends"
"Walker and Friends"
-Season 2-
"Episode 9: Origins of Toine"
"It's alive!!!!!"
"Yes!!! Success!!!"
"By combining the DNA of Larry Bird and Wilt Chamberlain I have created the ultimate basketball player!"
"Come see the amazing Walker!!! Best player in the world"
"I'm glad you all came here today. What I'm about to show you is the 9th wonder of the world! The best player of all time, the future G.O.A.T if you will. He has been achieved through my genius!!"
"Release the curtains!!!!"
"Behold my genius!"
"No!!!!!! Nooooooooooooooo!!!!! Stop shooting so many threes!!!!!"
"Nice try Jim"
"My.. My genius...."
"Walker and Friends"
-Season 2-
"Episode 8: You Wouldn't Like Me When I'm Angry"
"Hey Toine, come with us. Coach is giving out free donuts in the locker room."
"Oh boy free donuts!!!"
"I don't understand guys there's no donuts in here. Why'd you call me off the court?"
"You know we care about you Toine. But I think you need to come to terms with something."
"I don't understand"
"You shoot too many damn 3s Walker! Isn't it obvious?!"
"You guys are making me angry... You wouldn't like me when I'm angry"
"Oh no Walker is mad guys!"
"Get a grip Walker or I'll have you on the bench quicker than Doleac"
".........."
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!"
"Damn, hell's wrong with you Walker?"
"Guys this doesn't look good... I think he's turning into... into..."
"TOINEZILLA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
"Oh no what's that over there"
"No it can't be... We just rebuilt last week. Not... Toinezilla!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
"Tell me not to shoot 3s and deceive me with donuts will you.. No sir I don't like it"
