"Unexplained Mysteries" 
"Ya keepin your bronze" "Yeah... Why, what are you gonna do with it?" 
"You kiddin? I'm chuckin' that sh*t homie" *Later* 
"Carmelo, thank you for taking the time out for this exclusive interview" 
"Go ahead, ask me anything" 
"Well.. Rumor has it you chucked your bronze medal on a bridge somewhere. Is that true?" 
"Nah son, that's just a rumor. I got it right here, just give me a sec" 
"..................." 
"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" 
"See, here it is" 
"That's a gold coin. Wait a minute.. Are you... Are you eating it?" 
"No"
"Unexplained Mysteries" 
"I got an idea" 
"I'll distract him and you cut" 
"What the hell?" 
"....................." 
"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" 
"Unexplained Mysteries"
"Guys, I want to personally thank all of you for making the right choice, and attending this camp. I know it can be hard... Okay, maybe that wasen't the best choice of words. "
"But the fact remains the same! You will not regret learning the art of abstinence here in my camp. Afterall, I mastered the art of not getting laid for over 20 consecutive seasons!"
"The road will be long and hard... Err.. Just do as I say not as I do... Damn it! Just come outside to the pier guys"
"Oh boy this is gonna be awesome!!! I'm glad you're here with me Yi"
"Is this major abstinence camp?"
"I don't know... A.C told me nobody needs to know... So I guess it's kind of small"
"Yi want out! Yi want outttttttttttt!!!!!!!!!!!"
"Okay guys, you're gonna learn how to ski... The water will take your mind off women. The soft curvy waves, as you thrust through the sea.... Oh yes!! Oh god yesssssss!!!!!"
"You okay A.c?"
"Of course! Don't be ridiculous now get on those waterskis!"
"I'm on it... Get it "on it"!!"
"Yes, yes very funny Vlad.. Now let's go"
*Miles Ahead*
"Come on win, damn it!!!"
"Little Sprewell ain't got nothing on my pit bull, face it'
"Yo Spree, who's that fool waterskiing over there? He looks out of control... I think he's gonna crash into your yacht"
"What?"
"Oh shii..."
"Damn it the dogs!!!"
"Just, what's going on here?"
"Nothing, right Spree... Nothing's going on here"
"Wait, where you going man?!"
"I got kids to feed homie... You're on your own"
"Unexplained Mysteries"
"Lynn, I'm taking off early today, got a date with the wife. Don't worry, I locked the office"
"Okay, Mr. West.. You have fun now!"
"................."
*Click*
"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
*Later*
"When'd you sign him Jerry?"
"Good question.... I have no freaking idea!"
"I came to the office this morning and the paperwork was all finished"
