"Mr. Knight who do you plan to draft with the 3rd pick this year?"

"Any small forwards in this years draft? I don't know I've been on vacation from 2002 on. I'll have to get back to you"

"But don't you think a pg is necessary for success?!"

"Lolz, please we got Tyrone Lue. Next question"

"Walker and Friends"

"Episode 5: Dirk's Daddy"

"Thank you all for coming, Dirk's daddy is indeed someone in this room"

"The daddy is..."

"Hey who's screwing with the lights?"

Who is screwing with the lights?

Is it:

"Antoine Walker?"

"Officer Barbrady?"

"David Hasselhoff?"

"The light it's back up"

"But I can't find the result paper! Where is it guys?"

"The door's locked! We're trapped!"

"I hope you all realize what we may be dealing with here. Some of us might have to be eaten so others can stay alive"

"But how do we decide?"

"There's only one answer... Tyrone Lue"

"Yes no one gives a sh*t about Tyrone Lue"

"No guys, come on!"

"Forget that guys I found the picture. But before I reveal it, anybody watch that Spurs/Jazz series last month? That was quite th-"

"Nobody watched it! Just tell us already damn it ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh!"

"Very well. Dirk's daddy is indeed somebody in this room. It's Stephen Jackson!"

"Walker and Friends"

"Episode 4: Who is Dirk Nowitzki's Father"

"Dr. Duncan will see you know Dirk"

"Thanks for having me Doctor Duncan"

"Sure thing"

"I used to be on top of things, I stuck my tongue out at people. I yelled at Terry whenever I wanted, life was good you know"

"Then something went wrong, I lost in the finals, and I kept choking and choking over and over again. Even Terry isn't afraid of me anymore"

"I saw him and Cuban making fun of me"

"They claimed they were talking about something else. But I knew... I knew... "

"Of course not"

"Nah man, we were laughing about Dirk I mean Kirk, yeah that's it, Kirk."

"And I'm not Dirk Diggler damn it! It's not funny! What's wrong with me Doctor?"

"It's clearly in my professional diagnosis that your issues lie off the court."

"Do you know where your father is Dirk? He can help you out with all the choking"

"My, my father?"

"Who is Dirk Nowitzki's Daddy?!"

Is it

"Officer Barbrady"

"Shaq?"

"Mr. Garrison?"

"Tracy McGrady?"

"Antoine Walker?"

or the

"1991 Denver Broncos"

"Find out on the next episode of Walker and Friends!"