Darius Miles was busted this week for ignoring details like turn signals.

Miles, was confused on who placed the weed in his passenger compartment, and why it was there instead of a non-suspended license. Authorities were just as perplexed as Miles, and 100 dollars later, he was a free man! Miles still counts against the Portland Trailblazers cap, and has declared Greg Oden a bust.

Pictured Below: The Miles Mobile

“When Keeping it Real Goes Wrong”

"I got this guys. Yao? Pssh! Ain't no thang. I keep it real"

*Pre-Game*

"Hey Ming, you ain't gonna meditate outta the first round son"

".................."

*Later*

"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

"Hey you know I was just playing right"

"No hard feeli-"

"This doesn't look good.  Get the bust out there"

"Hansel and Gretel"

"Once upon a time, a man had not a dime"

"He was being eaten out of house and home, he could not let this child simply roam"

"If the child kept being fed, Pax could not see a life ahead"

"So he allowed him to go with little Zach, and search around for many a snack"

"Candies and chocolates galore, but they always just wanted more"

"Soon they came across a small Frye, who could do no better than cry"

"Don't eat me he said, I can offer you something instead"

"Follow these pieces of bread, and I promise you will be fed"

"Now let me be free, a feast I guarantee"

"So they decided to follow the trail, after Zach stopped off in jail"

"When the authorities found no weed, little Eddie knew it was time to feed"

"They soon came across a store, and started knocking on the door"

"Invited inside, they just couldn't decide"

"What would you like Isiah inquired, you both look quite tired"

"Looking on with most delight, little Eddie wanted everything in sight"

"And poor little Zach, he was having a big mac attack"

"Come let me fatten you up, just have another cup"

"Go to that cage little Curry, there is no need to worry"

"And you can serve me little Zach, here go check on that rack"

"Little Zach sensed something wrong, but decided to play along"

"Come check this fryer Zach said, and then hit Isiah right in the head"

"And so little Eddie and Zach were free, it was time for another spree"

"Let the people be scared, as no buffet would be spared"

"When Keeping it Real Goes Wrong"

"You sure you can get the stuff through?"

"Yeah it's cool.... I have my ways.. You know me Sheed, I keep it real"

*Later*

"Oh crap"

"Please remove any metallic items you might be carrying"

"Uh... Uh.... What metallic items?"

"Sir, is that tinfoil in your pocket?"

"No fool! It's the weed.... I mean no!!"

"What I meant to say was uh... I'm not carrying weed officer.. I mean tinfoil! I'm not carrying tinfoil!!!"

"I'm gonna need you to come with me"