Rumors are flying Danny Ainge is planning on a special welcome ceremony for Rajon Rondo this year! Mainly a one way ticket to Phoneix. Yes it's vacation time in Celtics land and everyone knows Ainge loves dishing out the fun!

Antoine Walker was so happy with his, why he didn't even need to come back!  Ainge will even be kind enough to throw in pal Ray Allen to the mix, just as long as Rondo promises to pass the necessary physical and not come back.

"The Tortoise and the Hare"

"Once upon a time, the hare was in his prime"

"But no matter how high his hop, he was always stopped by Pop"

"As the sun rose up in the sky, it was time to give it one more try"

"Run and gun the coach embraced, yet no championship was won in haste"

"Continually stocking, the hare kept on mocking"

"No longer in pain, but still just as vain"

"Their center came back, yet defense he lacked"

"Though slow and steady, the tortoise would surely be ready"

"As the hare took the early lead, it appeared the sun would rise indeed"

"But another tortoise named Rob, would soon make them sob"

"The hare named Nash, would take a rather large splash"

"And when another hare ran up a storm, the referees would quickly swarm"

"Suspended he would be, no matter what the plea"

"He admitted to making a mistake, but bitter fans kept yelling it's all fake"

"When the loss inevitable came, they still cried fake all the same"

"No shame in sight, they continued to put up a fight"

"Even after the tortoise won it all, they continued to bawl"

"And so another year passed, maybe the sixty-one wins came fast"

"But trophy wise, they were no better than last"

"Slow and steady had won the race, defense had always been the case"

"The following takes place between 12:00 PM and 1:00 PM"

"Now I just need to find a car to hotwire and I get out of here"

"Ford F-150... Perfect"

"Hey... Hey!!! Come back here!"

"What's going on out here?! Where's Divac?!"

"Damn it Agent Nash! Anybody not get past you? He drove right through that lane and you did nothing!"

"I didn't have enough time to react!"

"You never do..."

"Well at least I managed to snag his cellphone. Only one problem... It's badly messed up. We're gonna have to head back to CTU"

"Guys you know I can't go back there. You know what happened...."

"You helped us back there Agent Zero, and we need all the help we can get! Besides, Agent Lebron got permission to travel in Washington."

"Jack's right there's a far bigger problem right now at the top of CTU"

"I don't understand... There's a new head?"

"Yes... A man who hates it when you even breath in his presence.. He initiates contact on his own, even when you just want to do your damn job and stay the hell away."

"Head Director of CTU.... Mr. Wade"

"When Keeping it Real Goes Wrong"

"There she is rookie, I told you this spot was hot! Now get a 100... Consider it a finders fee..."

"Hundred?! You must be out of your mind Karl.. I'm not paying that kind of money. I keep it real!"

"Suit yourself"

*Later*

"I ain't paying no hundred, I can find my own..."

"Looking for some action?"

"I certainly am"

"Wait a minute!!!! Dennis Rodman??!"

"Guilty"

"Do you take draft picks?"