6)
The keys to rebuilding a team are simple.
Step 1-Trade Star player, get 12th pick in the draft.
Step 2-??????
Step 3-Profit
"But Mr. King, what's step 2?"
"This conference is over sir. Good day"
7)
"Devin! Devin! Is it true Mark is going a different direction this summer! Is it a trade, workout regimen! Please give us the scoop!"
"Well I don't know about Dirk, but Mark was pretty clear on what I'd be doing"
8 )
"Stan I'm glad you came here today. I have a job offer for you"
"Good to be here so what is it? A head coaching job?"
"Yes, I'd like you to coach--"
"I'll take the job"
"The Pacers"
"Ohhh... I'm gonna have to get back to you on that, I'm kind of doing something right now"
9)
"I've decided to step down from my position as head coach of the Heat"
"But the team was doing so well. What's made you want to leave after making the ECF last year?"
"Pat's making me."
"Stan, what did we talk about?"
"I mean personal reasons, I have my own reasons for leaving"
10)
"Looks like I'm heading out to Miami"
1)
"Hold it!
"Hold it!!!!"
"Hold it!!!!!!"
"Flop!!!!!!!!!!"
2)
"Exciting NBA Finals between the Spurs and the Cavs!!!"
"Bang! What an exciting game between Lebron Hughes and Tim Bowen!!! Somebody picked up a foul, but I'll be damned if I can say their name correctly.... Bang!!!!!"
"Everything I predict will happen doesn't happen. I'm only here because Tom Tolbert felt the job was beneath him"
"Ratings":
3)
"Dr. Duncan M.D"
"Let me have a look at the patient"
"I--"
"I'm sorry there's nothing I can do"
"Duncan!!!!"
"Fine...."
*Later*
"The operation was a success but the patient didn't make it"
4)
"Dr. Buss! How do you respond to Kobe's allegation's that you're not trying to improve the Lakers?"
"Ko- Who? Sorry I'm busy right now"
5)
"Oden isn't walking out through that door"
"When Keeping it Real Goes Wrong"
"Find me a point guard already Riley!"
"But everyone's takin' Mickey... What do you want me to do?"
"I don't care how you do it.. Just do it! You get me?"
"Don't worry Pat, I keep it real"
*Later*
"You sure this is the place Coach?"
"Yes... This is definitely the place alright"
"Hi there!!! Can I help you boys out?"
"Which one of you can play point?!"
"What's a point?"
"How about the veteran's minimum?"
"What do you mean sir?"
"So you wanna play hardball eh? Well you're messing with the wrong person! Now get in the car!!!"
"Coach!! Remember what happened last time"
"Fine!!"
"How about part of the MLE?"
"We're gonna have to ask you to leave sir"
"Okay, okay... The whole MLE!"
"Leave now or I'm calling security"
"Have it your way! I'll be back... I keep it real"
"Walker and Friends"
-Season 2 Finale-
"Episode 12: King of the Jack"
"Damp, a little to the right!!!!!!"
"What the hell was that?! Croshere could have made that!!! Croshere! Damp, get your ass to the bench right now!!"
"Sorry coach, I'm a little stressed out.. I'm in this contest and -"
"Contest???!!! Contest!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
"I don't want to look at you right now! Contest!!! Mark's gonna hear about this! Get your ass to the locker room"
"I gotta relieve the stress... I suppose just this one time Shaq won't find out"
"Just this one time"
"Looks like you're out"
"Shaq?! What are you doing here!!! Oh god! Why does it burn!!!!"
"Oh that, you may want to check what's in that lotion bottle"
"I call it Icy Hot"
"I got a patch too for what's left of it Erica"
"You bastard!!"
"Oh you crying Erica?? Because.. I..."
"Won The Contest!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
"I am Master of my Domain"
"And so ends Season 2 of Walker of Friends with the King of the Jack revealed to be Shaq"
"Walker and Friends"
-Season 2-
"Episode 11: Master of Your Domain"
"Nice job out there Joey"
"That's it Cassell, I've had it with your crap. You're out of here!!!"
"That's bullsh*t! You can't throw me out Joey. I didn't do anything!!!"
"Do something! He can't just toss me! We're gonna miss the playoffs if I go out!"
"Okay you know what? That's fine. This one's for you Joey"
"Sam, what the hell are you doing?!!!!"
"I'm out"
*Over in Miami*
"Walker!!!!"
"You've shot your last 3! If I see you practicing that shot one more time I'm sending you home for good!"
"But what will I do with my free time coach?"
"I don't care! Just find something constructive to do! Now get out of my sight!"
"Yes coach"
"Walker for threeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
"Ah!!!! Damn it Walker!! It's all over the walls!!!!"
"I'm out"
"And so there were two! Who will win The Contest? Find out on the season 2 finale of Walker and Friends!"
"Walker and Friends"
-Season 2-
"Episode 10: The Contest"
"I was alone..."
"She caught you"
"Yes... I was not master of my domain"
"We should have a contest"
"I'm in"
"You'll be out before we leave the coffee shop Griffin"
"Okay so it's set, who's in?"
"IN!"
"Hey!!! What about me guys"
"I don't know if you can join Erica, it's different for you"
"Will you stop with that Erica stuff, come on let me in"
"Fine, stop your crying Erica. We'll see if you can be queen of the castle"
"Okay so it's the five of us! Everyone go $100 in"
"Erica should have to go $150 in"
"Damn it Shaq!"
"I'm out"
"And so there were four. Who will win The Contest? Find out on the next episode of Walker and Friends"
"Walker and Friends"
-Season 2-
"Episode 8: You Wouldn't Like Me When I'm Angry"
"Hey Toine, come with us. Coach is giving out free donuts in the locker room."
"Oh boy free donuts!!!"
"I don't understand guys there's no donuts in here. Why'd you call me off the court?"
"You know we care about you Toine. But I think you need to come to terms with something."
"I don't understand"
"You shoot too many damn 3s Walker! Isn't it obvious?!"
"You guys are making me angry... You wouldn't like me when I'm angry"
"Oh no Walker is mad guys!"
"Get a grip Walker or I'll have you on the bench quicker than Doleac"
".........."
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!"
"Damn, hell's wrong with you Walker?"
"Guys this doesn't look good... I think he's turning into... into..."
"TOINEZILLA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
"Oh no what's that over there"
"No it can't be... We just rebuilt last week. Not... Toinezilla!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
"Tell me not to shoot 3s and deceive me with donuts will you.. No sir I don't like it"
"Walker and Friends"
-Season 2-
"Episode 7: Late Again!"
'Tell me it'll be like this forever Antoine'
"Damn! Another dream. Looks like I better get to practice. Hmm... I don't have alot of time. Better put on the special shoes"
"Oh no, I'm gonna be late again. Maybe I should just call in sick and go back home. Coach will make me run again otherwise."
"Hey Coach, come here and look at this on the TV... Isn't that?
"Who are all these people behind me?"
"Walker!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
*Later*
"How does he always know?"
"Walker and Friends"
"Episode 5: Dirk's Daddy"
"Thank you all for coming, Dirk's daddy is indeed someone in this room"
"The daddy is..."
"Hey who's screwing with the lights?"
Who is screwing with the lights?
Is it:
"Officer Barbrady?"
"David Hasselhoff?"
"The light it's back up"
"But I can't find the result paper! Where is it guys?"
"The door's locked! We're trapped!"
"I hope you all realize what we may be dealing with here. Some of us might have to be eaten so others can stay alive"
"But how do we decide?"
"There's only one answer... Tyrone Lue"
"Yes no one gives a sh*t about Tyrone Lue"
"No guys, come on!"
"Forget that guys I found the picture. But before I reveal it, anybody watch that Spurs/Jazz series last month? That was quite th-"
"Nobody watched it! Just tell us already damn it ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh!"
"Very well. Dirk's daddy is indeed somebody in this room. It's Stephen Jackson!"
