'Wow! That was a nice dunk homie, ya got me! Hold on a sec,  I gotta make a quick phone call"

"It was really nice of you to hold this camp Mr. James. We were wondering if we could have a tape, a little memorabilia for the kids you know?"

"Oh, of course.  I'll get right on it sir"

"Hey, it's Lebron! Are there any recordings or tapes of today? Really, that's great!! Erase them"

How are the Sixers gonna find playing time for all these superstars?

Philly will do whatever's  necessary to keep Iggy happy, unless that includes the second round. It's simply the Sixer way! What better way to say "Hey Iggy... We care" then to get a true legend? There's starters, there's bench players, then there's Kapono. Sixer fans are way toooo spoiled. 

Naturally Iggy can barely contain his excitement,

"BIG NEWS COMING FROM PHILLY IN ABOUT 30 MIN!!!!!!!!!!! YALL SAID WE NEED A SHOOTER, WELL HOW ABOUT THIS GUY??? STAY TUNED...." - Iggy's Twitter

Iggy knows what's up.

Darius Miles was busted this week for ignoring details like turn signals.

Miles, was confused on who placed the weed in his passenger compartment, and why it was there instead of a non-suspended license. Authorities were just as perplexed as Miles, and 100 dollars later, he was a free man! Miles still counts against the Portland Trailblazers cap, and has declared Greg Oden a bust.

Pictured Below: The Miles Mobile

My latest parody based on yesterday's Magic/Celtics playoff game and the legendary Chappelle Show Skit!

The New Orleans Hornets have put an end to rumors they'll make the second round next season. After a record 58 point loss on their home floor, only one thing was certain, an extension to Coach Byron Scott.

"The man is a coaching wizard! If it wasn't for Scott it would have easily been 70 or 80 points" said Scott's wife.

“When Keeping it Real Goes Wrong”

"I got this guys. Yao? Pssh! Ain't no thang. I keep it real"

*Pre-Game*

"Hey Ming, you ain't gonna meditate outta the first round son"

".................."

*Later*

"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

"Hey you know I was just playing right"

"No hard feeli-"

"This doesn't look good.  Get the bust out there"