Today on Judge Mathis:

"A former NBA referee seeks payment for emotional distress"

"The Plaintiff"

"Your honor, I don't hand out technicals or eject players on a whim. However, this man smiled at me."

"The Defendant"

"I don't know what Joey is talking about"

"There look! He's doing it again"

"Tim are you smiling over there?"

"No sir"

"Don't play games with me I'm on to you Tim"

"Frankly Mr. Crawford I don't see it. Case Dismissed"

"Bye Joey"

"Next time Duncan! Next time!"

"Nah I think I'm gonna be busy looking at these"

"When Keeping it Real Goes Wrong"

"Damn it! Marbury can't get a call out there... Screw it, I keep it real"

"Erika!!! Plan B!!!"

"Heyyyyyy Bobbbyyy!!! Come back to the locker room at half time... I got a special surprise for you"

"Oh boy"

"Erika? You in here baby?"

"Yeah Bobbyyyy, come closer"

"Oh hey Eddy! If you could just let me through here...."

"What? Why are you and Zach looking at me like that?"

"AHHHHHHH!!!!!!"

*Later*

"Me and the refs had a little chat before the second half about Marbury's calls. That's pretty much when things started turning around for us"

"..................."

"Why you always gotta give me that look son"