16)

"Mannn. Time out, call time out"

"What are you doing out there?! You gave us the lead!"

"Sorry coach"

"It's okay. I got a backup plan... "

"Brian get in there and chuck some 3s"

"Danny is gonna give me the extension for sure!!!"

17)

"Everyone calm down. I've got a secret for next season that'll bring us back into contendership"

".........Well, I was in Space Jam"

18)

The NBA ON ABC:

"Stephen Harrington picks up his 5th foul!"

*4 minutes later*

"I'm sorry that was actually Jason Terry with his 1st"

"Bang!"

*6 minutes later*

"Al Davis picks up his 3rd!"

19)

"I guarantee I'm scoring 50 on the Blazers tonight"

"I think it's getting hot right now coach"

"Gil you're still 41 points short"

"Oh"

20)

"Hi, I'm not currently involved in the NBA. But I'll be damned If I don't make a cameo"

1)

"Hold it!

"Hold it!!!!"

"Hold it!!!!!!"

"Flop!!!!!!!!!!"

2)

"Exciting NBA Finals between the Spurs and the Cavs!!!"

"Bang! What an exciting game between Lebron Hughes and Tim Bowen!!! Somebody picked up a foul, but I'll be damned if I can say their name correctly.... Bang!!!!!"

"Everything I predict will happen doesn't happen. I'm only here because Tom Tolbert felt the job was beneath him"

"Ratings":

3)

"Dr. Duncan M.D"

"Let me have a look at the patient"

"I--"

"I'm sorry there's nothing I can do"

"Duncan!!!!"

"Fine...."

*Later*

"The operation was a success but the patient didn't make it"

4)

"Dr. Buss! How do you respond to Kobe's allegation's that you're not trying to improve the Lakers?"

"Ko- Who? Sorry I'm busy right now"

5)

"Oden isn't walking out through that door"