1)

"Hold it!

"Hold it!!!!"

"Hold it!!!!!!"

"Flop!!!!!!!!!!"

2)

"Exciting NBA Finals between the Spurs and the Cavs!!!"

"Bang! What an exciting game between Lebron Hughes and Tim Bowen!!! Somebody picked up a foul, but I'll be damned if I can say their name correctly.... Bang!!!!!"

"Everything I predict will happen doesn't happen. I'm only here because Tom Tolbert felt the job was beneath him"

"Ratings":

3)

"Dr. Duncan M.D"

"Let me have a look at the patient"

"I--"

"I'm sorry there's nothing I can do"

"Duncan!!!!"

"Fine...."

*Later*

"The operation was a success but the patient didn't make it"

4)

"Dr. Buss! How do you respond to Kobe's allegation's that you're not trying to improve the Lakers?"

"Ko- Who? Sorry I'm busy right now"

5)

"Oden isn't walking out through that door"

"When Keeping it Real Goes Wrong"

"Pass it right back"

"No way. I'm keepin' it real!"

"Anderson Varejao is gonna take that shot! I can spot a man who keeps it real anywhere Jeff"

"How do you know what other players are thinking?"

"I can read minds"

"Looks like Spurs win Jeff"

"I'm sorry Lebron. It was my mistake. We're still cool right?"

"Sure man. No big deal. Me and you are like this!"

*10 Minutes After Game*

"Trade his ass Ferry"

"Yes sir!!!!!"

"Oh well. I kept it real"