Donnie Walsh was given the cold shoulder and had his advances rejected earlier this week. Both Jason Kidd as well as Grant Hill gave the greenlight to call, and even personally stored their numbers in Walsh's cell.
However, neither picked up. After listening to Jason's voicemail seventeen times in one hour, Walsh knew it was over.
Internal sources say Walsh went into a frenzy, screaming about how "he doesn't need Kidd or Grant anyway", writing 2010 all over his office walls, and demanding everyone hold hands and pray for Lebron.
One anonymous source claimed complete madness, citing one employee who was fired for failing to drink vitamin water. Another employee was similarly let go for forgetting a new Knicks policy of not shaking hands in preparation for James.
BSPN has learned the now infamous dunk tape will be auctioned for charity. The winner however, will have to sign off on one agreement.
Nike has attached a 'no Youtube' clause meaning the winner can not show the video nor spread it around the internet.
Only one person will enjoy the schadenfreude of the shameful dunk. No one else.
Rumor has it Lakers Kobe Bryant and Ron Artest as well as Heat guard Dwayne Wade are among the prospective bidders.
The auction will begin at noon tommorow at
www.Nike.com/lebron-just-got-dunked-on/
'Wow! That was a nice dunk homie, ya got me! Hold on a sec, I gotta make a quick phone call"
"It was really nice of you to hold this camp Mr. James. We were wondering if we could have a tape, a little memorabilia for the kids you know?"
"Oh, of course. I'll get right on it sir"
"Hey, it's Lebron! Are there any recordings or tapes of today? Really, that's great!! Erase them"
Lebron James responded to Saturday's loss with the class and grace of a true English gentlemen. Naturally this meant ignoring passe rituals like handshakes and bouncing back to his moms. People need to understand, vitamin water and press conferences just don't mix! James is simply a progressive man in a modern age.
"Okay Zydrunas, here's the gameplan, go stand over there under the hoop.. You know hoop?"
"Think so... I try get hookshot?"
"What?! Hell no, pass that shit to Lebron"
"Coach! We're down but I think we can still win! I'd like to take the last shot, can you set up a play?"
"Sasha, I'm gonna level with you... I'm not really an X's and O's kind of guy. Just pass that shit to Lebron"
"I don't give a damn if you scored West, what do you think you're doing upstaging me in front of the other players? I set a play!"
"What play? You just said to pass it to Lebron"
"I'm sorry am I talking to the coach of the year?! That's what I thought. Now get your ass on the bench West!"
"Shit's easy..."
"When Keeping it Real Goes Wrong"
"Pass it right back"
"No way. I'm keepin' it real!"
"Anderson Varejao is gonna take that shot! I can spot a man who keeps it real anywhere Jeff"
"How do you know what other players are thinking?"
"I can read minds"
"Looks like Spurs win Jeff"
"I'm sorry Lebron. It was my mistake. We're still cool right?"
"Sure man. No big deal. Me and you are like this!"
*10 Minutes After Game*
"Trade his ass Ferry"
"Yes sir!!!!!"
"Oh well. I kept it real"
"Ya keepin your bronze" 
"You kiddin? I'm chuckin' that sh*t homie" 
