BSPN has learned the now infamous dunk tape will be auctioned for charity. The winner however, will have to sign off on one agreement.

Nike has attached a 'no Youtube' clause meaning the winner can not show the video nor spread it around the internet.

Only one person will enjoy the schadenfreude of the shameful dunk. No one else.

Rumor has it Lakers Kobe Bryant and Ron Artest as well as Heat guard Dwayne Wade are among the prospective bidders.

The auction will begin at noon tommorow at
www.Nike.com/lebron-just-got-dunked-on/

Move over Chauncey Billups! There's a new candidate for the sportsmanship award this year!

"Come on guys, don't look at me like that! I just fell down some stairs!"

"Oh, he just gets pumped up during the game, you know. When its just us he's totally different. Are the cameras still rolling?"

We here at the Knicks appreciate you coming down in support of your favorite team! That being whatever team the Knicks are playing that night. You may have seen Lakers superstar Kobe Bryant score 61 points in our house this week… That’s making history, and that’s the Knicks superstar guarantee!

Some people (mean people) have criticized our team for poor defense in the past, but they’re just not using the proper terms. We like to think of it as “offensive enhancement” We’re simply good sportsmen, and here at the Knicks we believe everyone deserves to win… As long as they’re not playing for us. I’d also like to clear the air on some rumors. Rumor has it we won’t miss the lottery this year. I’m proud to say those rumors are false! Of course there’s always a chance the rest of the league goes on strike or gets injured leaving a wide-open chance for the Knicks! But we don’t like to discuss risks here at the Knicks. Unless you can bring them to us with 70 million dollar contracts over 6 years.  

Besides we value your free time! We know you have your favorite shows, and there’s some things in life that take priority over us. Like other teams. What’s that you’ve already stopped paying attention to this pamphlet? You say there’s a Lakers pamphlet going around?! We totally understand. See you next year, same time, same record! 

P.S….

Could you get us a copy of the Lakers pamphlet? Thanks.

Yours Truly,

The New York Knicks

"The following takes place between 12:00 PM and 1:00 PM"

"Now I just need to find a car to hotwire and I get out of here"

"Ford F-150... Perfect"

"Hey... Hey!!! Come back here!"

"What's going on out here?! Where's Divac?!"

"Damn it Agent Nash! Anybody not get past you? He drove right through that lane and you did nothing!"

"I didn't have enough time to react!"

"You never do..."

"Well at least I managed to snag his cellphone. Only one problem... It's badly messed up. We're gonna have to head back to CTU"

"Guys you know I can't go back there. You know what happened...."

"You helped us back there Agent Zero, and we need all the help we can get! Besides, Agent Lebron got permission to travel in Washington."

"Jack's right there's a far bigger problem right now at the top of CTU"

"I don't understand... There's a new head?"

"Yes... A man who hates it when you even breath in his presence.. He initiates contact on his own, even when you just want to do your damn job and stay the hell away."

"Head Director of CTU.... Mr. Wade"

"The following takes place between 11:00 AM and 12:00 PM"

"I still don't understand one thing Divac.. Why?"

"Why? Why! I was traded to the freaking Hornets because of your friend there. Vlade Divac does not play on Hornets!"

"I'm sorry Vlade"

"Sorry won't cut it. Imagine me superstar Vlade Divac play on Hornets. Too late for apologies Bryant"

"Forget it Agent Bryant, the man is clearly insane"

"Vlade may be alot of things. But he not insane enough to want to play on Hornets"

"Let them go or I keep shooting!"

"Try it. I dare you"

"Jack who could it be? He just keeps shooting and shooting from long range. He's barely hit anyone"

"His efficiency is atrocious Kobe... It could only mean one person... Agent Zero"

"Oh!! I've been hit!"

"You guys okay? I came here as fast I could. I would have come faster but I kept dropping my weapon"

"Your reckless ways almost put us out. But for once I'm happy to see you Agent Zero"

"Well, I'm not happy to see you. Your idiocy cost us our one lead. Without Divac we have nothing! I'd rather still be chained to the wall"

"I flopped you idiots!!! Time to make my escape!"

"Damn it!!! Agent Zero you never hit anything under pressure!"

"Sorry Jack. It's never been the same since I lost to Agent Lebron"

"Forget that guys, Divac dropped his cellphone... I think we got ourselves a a lead"

"The following takes place between 10:00 AM and 11:00 AM"

"We're heading in now Chloe, Kobe you take the right wing and I'll take the left"

"I'm on it Jack"

"Agent Kobe on three, one, two..."

"Three!"

"Empty!"

"Chloe, Buss is not on the premises. Have our team search the area"

"Jack, Kobe I found something. A note with a name on it. There's a mole in the Laker organization"

"A mole... I should have known, who is it Agent Odom?"

"I only have a first name. Vlade"

"Radmanovic... I should have known Jack"

"Don't let it get to you Agent Bryant. It's not your fault. That son of a b*tch had us all fooled. Chloe, can you tell us where Vladimir Radmanovic is currently"

"Jack, he's currently at the staples center practice facility, but he's not actually practicing"

"As usual... Let's go Jack, Lamar"

"10:30 AM"

"Hey Vlad"

"Kobe!! It's good to see you, I've been here working on my game"

"Is that right? Maybe you should have thought about that last season!"

"Haha, what do you mean Kobe?"

"Don't move Vlad!!! Now where's Audrey!!!!.... err. I mean where is Jerry Buss?!"

"I don't know! What do you want from me?!"

"I did my duty on Smush today and if you think I'll go easy on you, you're dead wrong. Do not test me Vlad do you understand me"

"Hold on Jack. Something's not right here. Vlad couldn't even lie properly about a skiing accident how can he be behind this... Unless this was a setup!"

"Put it down Bauer. It's over"

"Nobody likes to be traded Kobe. I did what I had to."

"You could have stopped while you were ahead, you could have signed on the Clippers or even the Bulls. Did you really think I ever left Kobe?"

"You'll pay for this Divac"

"The following takes place between 9:00 AM and 10:00 AM"

"I see Kupchak's car outside Jack. He's heading up to his office. Remember we can't have any mistakes, he can't be let off again."

"I'm on it Kobe."

"Hey what are you doing you're not allowed in here"

"Shut up!"

"I don't want to hurt you, but I will if I have too. Just tell me what I want to know and this can all be over. Who are you working for, why haven't you traded Bynum?"

"I don't know what you're talking about"

"Don't lie to me! The pain I will unleash will be indescribable. Do not test me Mitch. I am not Kobe. Do you understand me?!"

"Hey what's going on in here"

"If you don't tell me what I want to know, I will be forced to hurt Smush! Can you live with that on your conscience?!!"

"Please Mitch just tell him what he wants to know!!!!"

"I'm telling you, I don't know anything"

"You son of a b*tch. You don't care about anyone but yourself do you? You don't care about Kobe or winning a championship at all"

"I guess you won't be needing these keys to your Jag then"

"You wouldn't"

"Just try me Mitch. Give me a name or the Jag comes with me"

"Okay okay! It was Buss! Jerry Buss. He didn't want to trade Bynum so I lied to Kobe, I had no choice. Please just let go of the keys, I've told you everything I know I swere!"

"Kobe, we got em"