"Nice to see you back here Rick! Who do you plan to draft from the lotto this year"

"Well you know we've been looking at alot of players, but it'll probably be some random 7'0 footer from overseas."

"What about Durant?"

"Oh yeah yeah! You're right, I'm not sure who we'll trade him for yet"

"This is bull! That pick should be mine, the whole lotto system is bull"

"That's too bad lolz 4th pick"

"I never thought I'd say this but send me to Atlanta"

"Ohhh... Sorry Pau, we kind of need a wing player right now. Don't take it personally. Looks like I gotta go."

RealGM Wiretap Reports: Bulls Still Eyeing Gasol

"Peeping Paxson"

"But dad!!! Why can't I go?!"

"I told you I don't want you going over that place. That man wouldn't even serve me food on his good china!"

"I expect my food to be served on a Deng, not some crappy brown plate.. Not to mention that P.J sandwich was stale. Probably been sitting there for years!"

"I hate you... You never let me do anything"

"I have no problem with your hate Pau. More importantly... That lottery ticket you gave me was a bust!"

"I ask you just this one time to get me the winning number, and you predictably fail me... And damn it, Pau... Go shave already!"

"You sure this is a good idea Pax?"

"Of course it is! Now come on, stop being such a puss! We're not gonna get caught... And even if we do, I'll be right there with you"

"Oh my god, Andres! I think I saw stubble!"

"Let me see! Let me see!"

"Who's out there?!"

"Hey where you going? I thought you said you'd be right there!"

*Later*

"Sorry about earlier, Noc... So, how'd you get away?"

"I played dead"

"Noc, you flopping bastard! I never doubted you"

"Unexplained Mysteries"

"Lynn, I'm taking off early today, got a date with the wife. Don't worry, I locked the office"

"Okay, Mr. West.. You have fun now!"

"................."

*Click*

"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

*Later*

"When'd you sign him Jerry?"

"Good question.... I have no freaking idea!"

"I came to the office this morning and the paperwork was all finished"