21)

"I have a brilliant idea! I will trade Elton Brand for Tyson Chandler and make my own version of Duncan and Robinson... "

"But mine will suck"

22)

"Darling, give my compliments to the chef! Best meatballs I've ever had"

"Oh he'd be so happy to hear it! I'll go get him"

"I understand you enjoyed my balls sir"

"Yes, they were delicious! Absolutely spectacular! Can I ask what the recipe is my good man?"

"Ask Chris"

23)

"Getting drafted by the team you didn't want: 5 million dollars"

"Threatening to sit out the year rather than playing in freakin' Milwaukee: Free publicity"

"Being guaranteed 25 minutes a game and showing up whenever you feel like it.... Priceless"

24)

Spurs/Nuggets Series 2007:

"Jr get in there we need a 3, I want you to shoot it"

*Clang*

"Don't even look at me, just go back to the bench"

*After Game*

"I don't know what the hell he was thinking. I told him if you're in the game don't shoot a 3, but I guarantee it won't happen again on my watch. He certainly didn't get the idea from me."

25)

"Better Basketball with Steve Nash"

"Quality Guaranteed Or Your Money Back!"