Donnie Walsh was given the cold shoulder and had his advances rejected earlier this week. Both Jason Kidd as well as Grant Hill gave the greenlight to call, and even personally stored their numbers in Walsh's cell.

However, neither picked up. After listening to Jason's voicemail seventeen times in one hour, Walsh knew it was over.

Internal sources say Walsh went into a frenzy, screaming about how "he doesn't need Kidd or Grant anyway", writing 2010 all over his office walls, and demanding everyone hold hands and pray for Lebron.

One anonymous source claimed complete madness, citing one employee who was fired for failing to drink vitamin water. Another employee was similarly let go for forgetting a new Knicks policy of not shaking hands in preparation for James.