Rumors are flying Danny Ainge is planning on a special welcome ceremony for Rajon Rondo this year! Mainly a one way ticket to Phoneix. Yes it's vacation time in Celtics land and everyone knows Ainge loves dishing out the fun!

Antoine Walker was so happy with his, why he didn't even need to come back!  Ainge will even be kind enough to throw in pal Ray Allen to the mix, just as long as Rondo promises to pass the necessary physical and not come back.

11)

"Like omg, are you Will Smith?"

"Why yes I am ladies..."
"Clutch"

12)

"Ryan will you be good to go in tomorrow's game"

"That depends what Danny wants, see we're tank---"

"Did you say tanking?"

"No no of course not, I said tanning! Tanning, me and Danny are going out tanning"

"5th Pick"

13)

"Now I know what y'all are thinkin. We didn't make the playoffs, we're back to the old Clipper ways"

"Well It would appear that way-"

"Now stop right there!!!! Maybe to the untrained eye, but I have it on very good sources that we may be acquiring Mike Dunleavy Jr this summer."

"But how would that solv-"

"Just think 2 Dunleavys on the same team! Colangelo's got nothing on me."

14)

"So Larry we're cool right? I mean all that stuff is in the past"

"Haha sure."

15)

Guess Who's Back

As Pacers new head coach.

"Okay now I want you to front Shaq and you Jermaine!"

"What Coach?"

"Go chuck 3s like Tinsley over there or you're in for a benching!"

"But I'm a PF"

"Damn it Bird get me Walker on this team!"

"I'm on my way coach!"

1)

"Hold it!

"Hold it!!!!"

"Hold it!!!!!!"

"Flop!!!!!!!!!!"

2)

"Exciting NBA Finals between the Spurs and the Cavs!!!"

"Bang! What an exciting game between Lebron Hughes and Tim Bowen!!! Somebody picked up a foul, but I'll be damned if I can say their name correctly.... Bang!!!!!"

"Everything I predict will happen doesn't happen. I'm only here because Tom Tolbert felt the job was beneath him"

"Ratings":

3)

"Dr. Duncan M.D"

"Let me have a look at the patient"

"I--"

"I'm sorry there's nothing I can do"

"Duncan!!!!"

"Fine...."

*Later*

"The operation was a success but the patient didn't make it"

4)

"Dr. Buss! How do you respond to Kobe's allegation's that you're not trying to improve the Lakers?"

"Ko- Who? Sorry I'm busy right now"

5)

"Oden isn't walking out through that door"

"When Keeping it Real Goes Wrong"

"Danny maybe you can get me some help this year, you know trade some of those draft picks"

"What?! No! I keep it real! We're going to get Oden in the draft this year I promise! Now go sit out"

"Fine!"

*Later*

"And with the fifth pick in the NBA draft, the Boston Celtics selec-"

"Oh man then you told Pierce what!"

"I told him I keep it real!"