"Why wouldn't I want the last shot? When I know I've already made it"
"Jason! Jason! Jason!"
"Jason, snap out of it, what are you doing? Get back on D"
"You must have been daydreaming again Jason.... I hate to be the one to break this to you, but we're both still on the Hawks"
"Where Amazing Happens"
"I got fifty on Dirk missing his next free throws"
"No way man... He's gonna make at least one!"
"Hey guys what do you think you're doing over there?"
"Oh... Uh nothing Tim..."
"Yeah right, now let me in... I want some action, put me down for a hundred"
"Okay, now let's make this happen"
"What?! That wasen't a foul!!!"
"I do believe that was bullsh*t sir"
"Come on you bastard miss it!!!"
"Damn"
"Yess!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
"Wait a second... Why were you so happy just now?"
"Uh... Uh... Nothing! How about twenty dollars?"
"Both teams played hard"
It's that time of the year again. You're working over time, boss on your back and kids whining back home. And the girlfriend/wife/mistress has demands of her own! It never ends.. But before you give up on watching the NBA this holiday season, have no fear! You're going to be able to see the Rockets play the Cavaliers for the 4,897th time on ESPN after all!!!
That's right no worries! For the first time ever, 2007's best presents will be showcased. I've done the searching, so you don't have to. These boardgames are the cream of the crop, and they're fun for the whole family! Remember, the NBA Cares... And so does OneAnswer.
Everybody loves Kandy Land! The game of busts is finally here. They say the journey to underachievement starts in childhood.. You don't want to stunt your kid's growth do you? Don't delay! Your child will learn vital lessons including: scoring on a contract year, signing a contract 10 million dollars short, firing your agent and much, much more! Winner is the first one to inevitably gain 400 pounds and be unable to 'jump' for rebounds.
*No skill or previous experience necessary!
Zydrunas Ilgauskas hasen't slept in over twelve years... Will the man ever get any sleep? Will the black shadows under his eyes finally disappear? You decide! That's right Zydrunas is giving you the opportunity to decide his fate! Will you allow him to get some rest? Or will you fall asleep yourself watching the Cavs? Only one way to find out!
*Dr. Gooden Warning: Mysterious Hairpatch might result from use of this product
Grant needs to make the playoffs!! But can you fix him in time? Fun for boys and girls. It's the newly updated 2007 edition of Operation! Will you rush away to give the Pistons that last ounce of playoff revenue?! Or will you conceal important documents and send him off to the Magic? No matter what you choose... Don't forget to draft Darko!
*Grant Hill included... Some Assembly Required.
You've been given free reign of the Knicks. Next stop the world... It's the game of Risk! With your right hand man Lieutenant Marbury at the helm, you're capable of everything and anything. It is your duty to laugh in the face of sexual harassment, sign Jerome James and generally waste as much money as possible. Everything you touch must reach foreclosure in order to win. The CBA, the Knicks, David Lee...
*All white board pieces removed
There's been a murder! The victim: a bike, was found laying dissembled in the exercise room by the Spurs old playbook and Shawn Bradley. Only the playbook could be reached for comment. The exercise bike had previously been seen in a dispute over the MVP trophy with Mr. Nowitzki, who was said to have appeared furious to onlookers. After a slight scuffle (ending with the bike winning), Mr. Nowitzki ran off and no charges were filed. But what truly took place that night? Who dissembled the exercise bike? Find out in the new game of Clue!
*1st round loss not included
That's it for now! Stay tuned later this week, for my thorough overview of Monopoly. Till next time, I'm OneAnswer!
16)
"Mannn. Time out, call time out"
"What are you doing out there?! You gave us the lead!"
"Sorry coach"
"It's okay. I got a backup plan... "
"Brian get in there and chuck some 3s"
"Danny is gonna give me the extension for sure!!!"
17)
"Everyone calm down. I've got a secret for next season that'll bring us back into contendership"
".........Well, I was in Space Jam"
18)
The NBA ON ABC:
"Stephen Harrington picks up his 5th foul!"
*4 minutes later*
"I'm sorry that was actually Jason Terry with his 1st"
"Bang!"
*6 minutes later*
"Al Davis picks up his 3rd!"
19)
"I guarantee I'm scoring 50 on the Blazers tonight"
"I think it's getting hot right now coach"
"Gil you're still 41 points short"
"Oh"
20)
"Hi, I'm not currently involved in the NBA. But I'll be damned If I don't make a cameo"
6)
The keys to rebuilding a team are simple.
Step 1-Trade Star player, get 12th pick in the draft.
Step 2-??????
Step 3-Profit
"But Mr. King, what's step 2?"
"This conference is over sir. Good day"
7)
"Devin! Devin! Is it true Mark is going a different direction this summer! Is it a trade, workout regimen! Please give us the scoop!"
"Well I don't know about Dirk, but Mark was pretty clear on what I'd be doing"
8 )
"Stan I'm glad you came here today. I have a job offer for you"
"Good to be here so what is it? A head coaching job?"
"Yes, I'd like you to coach--"
"I'll take the job"
"The Pacers"
"Ohhh... I'm gonna have to get back to you on that, I'm kind of doing something right now"
9)
"I've decided to step down from my position as head coach of the Heat"
"But the team was doing so well. What's made you want to leave after making the ECF last year?"
"Pat's making me."
"Stan, what did we talk about?"
"I mean personal reasons, I have my own reasons for leaving"
10)
"Looks like I'm heading out to Miami"
"Walker and Friends"
"Episode 5: Dirk's Daddy"
"Thank you all for coming, Dirk's daddy is indeed someone in this room"
"The daddy is..."
"Hey who's screwing with the lights?"
Who is screwing with the lights?
Is it:
"Officer Barbrady?"
"David Hasselhoff?"
"The light it's back up"
"But I can't find the result paper! Where is it guys?"
"The door's locked! We're trapped!"
"I hope you all realize what we may be dealing with here. Some of us might have to be eaten so others can stay alive"
"But how do we decide?"
"There's only one answer... Tyrone Lue"
"Yes no one gives a sh*t about Tyrone Lue"
"No guys, come on!"
"Forget that guys I found the picture. But before I reveal it, anybody watch that Spurs/Jazz series last month? That was quite th-"
"Nobody watched it! Just tell us already damn it ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh!"
"Very well. Dirk's daddy is indeed somebody in this room. It's Stephen Jackson!"
"Walker and Friends"
"Episode 4: Who is Dirk Nowitzki's Father"
"Dr. Duncan will see you know Dirk"
"Thanks for having me Doctor Duncan"
"Sure thing"
"I used to be on top of things, I stuck my tongue out at people. I yelled at Terry whenever I wanted, life was good you know"
"Then something went wrong, I lost in the finals, and I kept choking and choking over and over again. Even Terry isn't afraid of me anymore"
"I saw him and Cuban making fun of me"
"They claimed they were talking about something else. But I knew... I knew... "
"Of course not"
"Nah man, we were laughing about Dirk I mean Kirk, yeah that's it, Kirk."
"And I'm not Dirk Diggler damn it! It's not funny! What's wrong with me Doctor?"
"It's clearly in my professional diagnosis that your issues lie off the court."
"Do you know where your father is Dirk? He can help you out with all the choking"
"My, my father?"
"Who is Dirk Nowitzki's Daddy?!"
Is it
"Officer Barbrady"
"Shaq?"
"Mr. Garrison?"
"Tracy McGrady?"
"Antoine Walker?"
or the
"1991 Denver Broncos"
"Find out on the next episode of Walker and Friends!"
