Rumors are flying Danny Ainge is planning on a special welcome ceremony for Rajon Rondo this year! Mainly a one way ticket to Phoneix. Yes it's vacation time in Celtics land and everyone knows Ainge loves dishing out the fun!
Antoine Walker was so happy with his, why he didn't even need to come back! Ainge will even be kind enough to throw in pal Ray Allen to the mix, just as long as Rondo promises to pass the necessary physical and not come back.
I've started a new project, Super Walker Bros. A parody game of our favorite hero. Below are some screenshots of my current progress.
Walker, after calmly stomping two goombas.
And here's Walker about to jump into nothingness and survive.
Walker defies gravity and gets stuck in a glitch lol
It's that time of the year again. You're working over time, boss on your back and kids whining back home. And the girlfriend/wife/mistress has demands of her own! It never ends.. But before you give up on watching the NBA this holiday season, have no fear! You're going to be able to see the Rockets play the Cavaliers for the 4,897th time on ESPN after all!!!
That's right no worries! For the first time ever, 2007's best presents will be showcased. I've done the searching, so you don't have to. These boardgames are the cream of the crop, and they're fun for the whole family! Remember, the NBA Cares... And so does OneAnswer.
Everybody loves Kandy Land! The game of busts is finally here. They say the journey to underachievement starts in childhood.. You don't want to stunt your kid's growth do you? Don't delay! Your child will learn vital lessons including: scoring on a contract year, signing a contract 10 million dollars short, firing your agent and much, much more! Winner is the first one to inevitably gain 400 pounds and be unable to 'jump' for rebounds.
*No skill or previous experience necessary!
Zydrunas Ilgauskas hasen't slept in over twelve years... Will the man ever get any sleep? Will the black shadows under his eyes finally disappear? You decide! That's right Zydrunas is giving you the opportunity to decide his fate! Will you allow him to get some rest? Or will you fall asleep yourself watching the Cavs? Only one way to find out!
*Dr. Gooden Warning: Mysterious Hairpatch might result from use of this product
Grant needs to make the playoffs!! But can you fix him in time? Fun for boys and girls. It's the newly updated 2007 edition of Operation! Will you rush away to give the Pistons that last ounce of playoff revenue?! Or will you conceal important documents and send him off to the Magic? No matter what you choose... Don't forget to draft Darko!
*Grant Hill included... Some Assembly Required.
You've been given free reign of the Knicks. Next stop the world... It's the game of Risk! With your right hand man Lieutenant Marbury at the helm, you're capable of everything and anything. It is your duty to laugh in the face of sexual harassment, sign Jerome James and generally waste as much money as possible. Everything you touch must reach foreclosure in order to win. The CBA, the Knicks, David Lee...
*All white board pieces removed
There's been a murder! The victim: a bike, was found laying dissembled in the exercise room by the Spurs old playbook and Shawn Bradley. Only the playbook could be reached for comment. The exercise bike had previously been seen in a dispute over the MVP trophy with Mr. Nowitzki, who was said to have appeared furious to onlookers. After a slight scuffle (ending with the bike winning), Mr. Nowitzki ran off and no charges were filed. But what truly took place that night? Who dissembled the exercise bike? Find out in the new game of Clue!
*1st round loss not included
That's it for now! Stay tuned later this week, for my thorough overview of Monopoly. Till next time, I'm OneAnswer!
11)
"Like omg, are you Will Smith?"
"Why yes I am ladies..."
"Clutch"
12)
"Ryan will you be good to go in tomorrow's game"
"That depends what Danny wants, see we're tank---"
"Did you say tanking?"
"No no of course not, I said tanning! Tanning, me and Danny are going out tanning"
"5th Pick"
13)
"Now I know what y'all are thinkin. We didn't make the playoffs, we're back to the old Clipper ways"
"Well It would appear that way-"
"Now stop right there!!!! Maybe to the untrained eye, but I have it on very good sources that we may be acquiring Mike Dunleavy Jr this summer."
"But how would that solv-"
"Just think 2 Dunleavys on the same team! Colangelo's got nothing on me."
14)
"So Larry we're cool right? I mean all that stuff is in the past"
"Haha sure."
15)
Guess Who's Back
As Pacers new head coach.
"Okay now I want you to front Shaq and you Jermaine!"
"What Coach?"
"Go chuck 3s like Tinsley over there or you're in for a benching!"
"But I'm a PF"
"Damn it Bird get me Walker on this team!"
"I'm on my way coach!"
6)
The keys to rebuilding a team are simple.
Step 1-Trade Star player, get 12th pick in the draft.
Step 2-??????
Step 3-Profit
"But Mr. King, what's step 2?"
"This conference is over sir. Good day"
7)
"Devin! Devin! Is it true Mark is going a different direction this summer! Is it a trade, workout regimen! Please give us the scoop!"
"Well I don't know about Dirk, but Mark was pretty clear on what I'd be doing"
8 )
"Stan I'm glad you came here today. I have a job offer for you"
"Good to be here so what is it? A head coaching job?"
"Yes, I'd like you to coach--"
"I'll take the job"
"The Pacers"
"Ohhh... I'm gonna have to get back to you on that, I'm kind of doing something right now"
9)
"I've decided to step down from my position as head coach of the Heat"
"But the team was doing so well. What's made you want to leave after making the ECF last year?"
"Pat's making me."
"Stan, what did we talk about?"
"I mean personal reasons, I have my own reasons for leaving"
10)
"Looks like I'm heading out to Miami"
"Walker and Friends"
-Season 3-
"Episode 13: Judge Walker"
"Your honor, this man broke the terms of my contract"
"Do you have any proof of this?"
"Yes I do your honor! Right here in Section 3B, it reads 'you are not allowed to steal Dirk's manhood' in bold print! Mr. Nelson here clearly did!" 
"It's true I did"
"There! Right from his own mouth your honor"
"I'm sorry I wasen't paying attention... What was it you said Mr. Nelson?"
"What? I didn't say anything"
"Stop your lying Nelson!!! No matter, I brought a witness... Dirk!"
"Is what this man saying true, Mr. Nowitzki?"
"Yes... It's true... I was violated..."
"I brought this photograph as proof of the theft"
"Nelson should have to pay for emotional damage sustained by Dirk! Your honor, my witness can no longer even yell at Terry.. He laughs at him! As do I..... The point is Nelson owes me!"
"Objection your honor! I brought my own witness"
"Oh goody!!! Bring him out"
"In 2006, I just wanted to greet Dirk, but he kicked me! He kicked me right in the pedal!!"
"Objection! The bike had no place in that hall!!"
"Objection overruled Mr. Cuban"
"I don't see a problem with what the Warriors did... I do it all the time"
"My head hurts... I'm calling for recess. If you need me I'll be outside shooting 3s"
"There's no baskets here Judge Walker"
"Who said anything about baskets?"
"Walker and Friends"
-Season 2 Finale-
"Episode 12: King of the Jack"
"Damp, a little to the right!!!!!!"
"What the hell was that?! Croshere could have made that!!! Croshere! Damp, get your ass to the bench right now!!"
"Sorry coach, I'm a little stressed out.. I'm in this contest and -"
"Contest???!!! Contest!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
"I don't want to look at you right now! Contest!!! Mark's gonna hear about this! Get your ass to the locker room"
"I gotta relieve the stress... I suppose just this one time Shaq won't find out"
"Just this one time"
"Looks like you're out"
"Shaq?! What are you doing here!!! Oh god! Why does it burn!!!!"
"Oh that, you may want to check what's in that lotion bottle"
"I call it Icy Hot"
"I got a patch too for what's left of it Erica"
"You bastard!!"
"Oh you crying Erica?? Because.. I..."
"Won The Contest!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
"I am Master of my Domain"
"And so ends Season 2 of Walker of Friends with the King of the Jack revealed to be Shaq"
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