1)
"Hold it!
"Hold it!!!!"
"Hold it!!!!!!"
"Flop!!!!!!!!!!"
2)
"Exciting NBA Finals between the Spurs and the Cavs!!!"
"Bang! What an exciting game between Lebron Hughes and Tim Bowen!!! Somebody picked up a foul, but I'll be damned if I can say their name correctly.... Bang!!!!!"
"Everything I predict will happen doesn't happen. I'm only here because Tom Tolbert felt the job was beneath him"
"Ratings":
3)
"Dr. Duncan M.D"
"Let me have a look at the patient"
"I--"
"I'm sorry there's nothing I can do"
"Duncan!!!!"
"Fine...."
*Later*
"The operation was a success but the patient didn't make it"
4)
"Dr. Buss! How do you respond to Kobe's allegation's that you're not trying to improve the Lakers?"
"Ko- Who? Sorry I'm busy right now"
5)
"Oden isn't walking out through that door"
