The New York Times reports the NBA as a leading employer for women for 2009. Coincidentally, FIU is no longer a leading employer for women. Isiah Thomas could not be reached to comment.

Reports have it Mark Jackson has hired a new agent to get him a coaching job in the NBA. Only one thing is certain.... Please let it be the Knicks

How are the Sixers gonna find playing time for all these superstars?

Philly will do whatever's  necessary to keep Iggy happy, unless that includes the second round. It's simply the Sixer way! What better way to say "Hey Iggy... We care" then to get a true legend? There's starters, there's bench players, then there's Kapono. Sixer fans are way toooo spoiled. 

Naturally Iggy can barely contain his excitement,

"BIG NEWS COMING FROM PHILLY IN ABOUT 30 MIN!!!!!!!!!!! YALL SAID WE NEED A SHOOTER, WELL HOW ABOUT THIS GUY??? STAY TUNED...." - Iggy's Twitter

Iggy knows what's up.

Rumors are flying Danny Ainge is planning on a special welcome ceremony for Rajon Rondo this year! Mainly a one way ticket to Phoneix. Yes it's vacation time in Celtics land and everyone knows Ainge loves dishing out the fun!

Antoine Walker was so happy with his, why he didn't even need to come back!  Ainge will even be kind enough to throw in pal Ray Allen to the mix, just as long as Rondo promises to pass the necessary physical and not come back.

Chicago Bulls fans can rest easy tonight knowning that there is no proof of Derrick Rose SAT sheningans.  Several likely suspects were tested, however, none scored quite low enough to provide evidence of tampering. Clearly this will remain a mystery for the ages.

Lebron James responded to Saturday's loss with the class and grace of a true English gentlemen.  Naturally this meant ignoring passe  rituals like handshakes and bouncing back to his moms. People need to understand, vitamin water and press conferences just don't mix!  James is simply a progressive man in a modern age.

Move over Chauncey Billups! There's a new candidate for the sportsmanship award this year!

"Come on guys, don't look at me like that! I just fell down some stairs!"

"Oh, he just gets pumped up during the game, you know. When its just us he's totally different. Are the cameras still rolling?"

Darius Miles was busted this week for ignoring details like turn signals.

Miles, was confused on who placed the weed in his passenger compartment, and why it was there instead of a non-suspended license. Authorities were just as perplexed as Miles, and 100 dollars later, he was a free man! Miles still counts against the Portland Trailblazers cap, and has declared Greg Oden a bust.

Pictured Below: The Miles Mobile

The New Orleans Hornets have put an end to rumors they'll make the second round next season. After a record 58 point loss on their home floor, only one thing was certain, an extension to Coach Byron Scott.

"The man is a coaching wizard! If it wasn't for Scott it would have easily been 70 or 80 points" said Scott's wife.